Remember those short little Japanese poems you learned to write in grade school? Maybe not? Well here's what happens when "Bubba Meets Japanese Verse." Some funny outhouse readin' at the very least.
Here's the review of the "Doublewide Edition" from amazon.com:

"This expanded version of the original cult poetry classic contains not only all 106 haiku from the first edition, but also nearly 150 brand-new redneck poems that are sure to generate the same big laughs as the original. Once again, the redneck lifestyle gets the black tie treatment through the hilariously contrasting filter of the formal Japanese haiku. Each of the nearly 250 wickedly funny verses contains just three lines and 17 syllables, yet they address the whole spectrum of redneck culture: RVs, Wal-Mart, beer, pop tarts, pickups, monster trucks, NASCAR, boats, trailers, trailer parks, barns, hunting, shotguns, Las Vegas, the lottery, and more. Readers will laugh until the cows, chickens, and, of course, hound dogs come home."

Here are a few of my favorites:

Southern Comfort gone.
Bottoms up; the last goes down.
Pickup veers to the right.

Turkey fryer bought
from cable shopping channel
burns down trailer park.

Wanda returns to
Laundromat after six-pack.
Where are all her clothes?

Rooster crows before
Mom's morning coffee and now
simmers on the stove.

Go ahead, make yer own! Three line verse, five, seven, five syllables, captures a moment.