We're proud to offer ya'll a lil' slice of happiness with this suuueeeeeet pleather bacon wallet. It's got reinforced stichin', pockets galore for your greenbacks and plastic AND it looks like freakin' bacon!
So when it's time to pay The Man, you can do it with a grin as you lose yourself in a heavenly daydream 'bout the smokey, sweet smell of fryin' bacon.

Git one here.